You have to kill a plant it won’t kill itself”. “ What do you call a flower that flies like a floatplane? The floating water lily. Seriously, the movie doesn’t specify that, but some people have speculated that the Joker wears orchid.
“ What kind of flower does the Joker wear? The flower of peace because he has a sense of humor. “ What’s a plumbers favorite flower? The dirty rose because the plumber was aroused. “If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.” -Alan Bennett
“You Are Not Your Roots, You Are A Flower Grown From Them.” Pavana “I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.” -Herbert Rappaport Short Funny Flower Quotes “A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.” -H.L.Mencken If you like me, send them while I’m alive.” - Brian Clough “ Why was the peony flower offended? Someone called him a pony. “I hate flowers-I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move.” -Georgia O’Keeffe. Related: A Flower Quotes Funny Flower Sayings “Earth laughs in flowers.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson “I Love You A Lily More Each Day.” -Unknown “There are always flowers for those who want to see them.” –Henri Matisse “The very best relationship has a gardener and a flower.” –Carole Radziwill “Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.” -Robert Heinlein “Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.” -Lewis Mumford “Every Flower Blooms in It’s Own Time.” KEN PETTI “Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” -A. “A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.” –Max Muller “Every flower blooms in its own time.” –Ken Petti “The Japanese say, if the flower is to be beautiful, it must be cultivated. “At my age flowers scare me.” -George Burns Looking for a laugh ? Check out our collection of Funny Flower Quotes! From famous authors and celebrities to everyday people, these quotes will have you smiling in no time.
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